The Wedding Party

Bridesmaids

If I ever go missing, check Disney first—she's probably already dragging me there.

She's basically my long-distance life coach who also enables my Disney obsession.

If this wedding had a blooper reel, she and I would be starring in at least half of it.

She watches my dog, listens to my rants, and somehow never questions why she’s friends with me.

He might have to correct a few people who think he's the groom.

Husband to the Matron of Honor, so technically, he was contractually obligated to be here.

Big thanks to him for officially making me the shortest sibling.

If anyone objects during the ceremony, he’s already prepared his opening statement.